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Scene 1	Grandfather
Scene 2	7 year old grandson, John.
Scene 3	Grandfather, "John, if you call me at the office, I will give you $1 for each call, but if you call at home, it will be $2."
Scene 4	John calls, and asks where I am.
Scene 5	Me, "I already left the office, and am a couple of blocks from home."
Scene 6	John, "Is this a $1, or $2 call?"
credit, and edited with permission: The New York Times